Refreshed. Refined. But engulfed in flames. Again

Former Biggest Loser host Ajay Rochester has threatened to sue Woman’s Day.

Rochester, who once weighed 140kg and now claims to weigh 53kg, sold the story of her weight loss to rival magazine New Idea.

She posed in a hot pink bikini showing her new body on the cover of the magazine last week, but unflattering pictures of her stomach were published in Woman’s Day.

The article said the 40-year-old has “stretch marks” and “baggy skin” as a result of her massive weight loss and published pictures that highlighted her imperfections.

The story is in stark contrast to the glamorous pictures that appeared in New Idea of Rochester pool-side in LA sporting a flat, toned stomach and a movie-star blonde mane.

In May this year she said that she was going to Hollywood to meet Oprah.

“I’m totally going to stalk her,” she said “I created this whole website, I’m going to stalk celebrities in Hollywood and interview them online.”

Rochester is no stranger to controversy — in November she pleaded guilty to 23 fraud-related charges after admitting she incorrectly collected single parent payments from Centrelink.

Firstly,  Ajay, you should stop licking on slurpees, because your face seems to have become frozen.

And also – were you the whole audience for The Jerry Springer Show when you were fat?

However, on your behalf, I have dialled ‘O’ for outrage I am so pevved by Woman’s Day.

How dare they show photos that are contrary to your carefully crafted PR strategy, for which you would have paid some hack thousands of dollars – and which is crucial to your pathetic TV career

Do they have no shame?

How ignoble.

Yours, while wondering if that is a dog whistle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.

Righteous

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