Memo to Miley Cyrus from Kanye West……..yo Miley, Beyonce had the best album of last year. Memo to Kanye West from Miley….fuck off idiot

Even her fellow teens and tweens are sick of Miley Cyrus’ slanty-eyed pictures and pole dancing hijinks.

The Disney starlet was voted Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009, winning out over drunk-driving Shia LaBeouf, racy-photo-posing Vanessa Hudgens, Taylor-Swift-interrupting Kanye West, and the self-explanatory Britney Spears.

So, it’s not alright to be tight with Miley anymore?

Doesn’t look like it will be a white wedding and white picket fence forever future for us then.

My celebrity friendships are marked by constant diligence, suffocating attention, unremitting praise and persistent payments to their minders.

Yours, while moving in a clumsy manner with heavy feet.

Righteous

p.s. I would love you even if you were incontinent Miley