Are you there Tom?. It’s me L. Ron Hubbard, with some Xmas ideas.

Spread some Christmas crazy with the Scientology Holiday Catalogue.

http://orgsaroundtheworld.wordpress.com/2008/11/11/2008-scientology-dianetics-holiday-catalog/

“In celebration of the Golden Age of Knowledge for Eternity, this year’s catalog includes special holiday packages, so you can bring the gift of Source to yourself, your family, friends and associates. Within these pages are materials you need for your journey on the road to truth. From the spectacular editions of the Beginning Books and Audiobooks through The Basics and Congresses, these truths have inspired, enlightened and changed the lives of millions”

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy.

This holiday season, I’ll be getting frisky and give myself and those I hate the gift of sweet, spicy irony wrapped in a pretty bow while watching for the puffs of white and black smoke from the chimney atop of hypocracy hill.

With so much crazy, Scientology is the gift that keeps on giving.

Hey friend, let the wild rumpus start.

Yours, while being toilet trained at gunpoint.

Righteous

p.s. I am not the Messiah, I am just a very geeky boy-toy who thinks Scientology is the religious equivalent of Woody Allen post ‘Manhattan’.

Spread some Christmas crazy with the Scientology Holiday Catalog. A million thank yous to the reader who mailed me the Dianetics & Scientology Holiday catalog! With so much crazytown inside, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.