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Finding Christopher Walken’s equilibrium

Posted in Culture, Entertainment, Philosophy, Sex by Righteous Schimmelbusch on November 11, 2009

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Christopher Walken performs Lady Gaga’s modern classic ‘Poker Face’ as it was surely originally intended – as a spoken word piece:

I think my water broke while listening to that.

Yours, while inventing a credibly grim scenario for our future where most of the earth’s inhabitants are infected with a deadly virus and roam aimlessly in fetid cities while the moon bleeds, and Christopher Walken reads the voiceover.

Righteous

p.s. Jesus loves porn stars, but the majority of porn stars don’t love Jesus.

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