Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie last week began a privacy action against the News of the World over a story that alleged the couple were separating.
Pitt and Jolie commenced action through the High Court in London against Rupert Murdoch’s News Group Newspapers, the News International subsidiary that publishes the News of the World.
Meanwhile in the real world………..
Rupert Murdoch would not tell a whopper.
No, no, no, no, no, no
He would not fib or tell a porky.
No, no, no, no, no, no
He would definitely not be involved in deceit, mendacity or fabrication.
No, no, no, no, no, no
Curiosity is a form of lust, and Rupert is simply a very curious, lusty old man.
Whatever the real contradictions might be in his newspaper’s reporting, they are certainly over-ruled by the Murdoch Doctrine of Biblical Authority and Superiority granted to him personally by God – and this gives him the right to be a complete buttfuck arsehole.
And in that respect, he is a good Christian – following God’s instructions to the letter.
You are free to write till you drop Rupert – and to continue your shredding of journalistic standards.
Case dismissed. Drinks anyone?
Yours, while wondering why ethical journalism couldn’t hit the broad sheet of a Murdoch newspaper.
Righteous
Young lovers in Victorian England, forbidden to express their affection in public and fearful that strict parents would intercept their notes to each other, sent coded messages through the personal columns in newspapers. I wonder if Brangelina was kicking it old skool communication-wise, and Rupert noticed the coded messages of ‘Fuck you slut, I did not re-pork that slag Anniston”, “Did too”, “Did not”, “Man whore!!!” in one of his newspapers. He may be smarter than he looks.
